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Whats the best opening line you've had or given on SW...(not counting Hi!)

pennynoodles · 56-60, F Best Comment
Would you take a picture of a toy car on your naked body for me? Seriously....
@pennynoodles You know if this was first day on here I'd be going, "REALLY????" But by now----though I do have to say it is creative--it's not the craziest thing I've heard on here so far. lol lol

If you had of said the offer applied to everyone BTW--I already had a camera and a toy car all laid out. lol lol lol
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha ha that made me laugh out loud. @anythingoes477
@pennynoodles Good. My work here is done. I'm here Fridays and Saturdays from 5 until closing. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

I was dancing one time at the Country Club with a girl I see there now and then. I had just bought some Chaps cologne. She said "what you have on? I love how it smells". (No shit--this is true). Without thinking I said, " I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it." She smiled at me and we finished the dance.
NiftyWhite · 46-50, F
most often it’s “hi can i ask you a question?” Uhmmmm you just did. DELETE.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
i'm yoyoing a turd right now because i can't take my eyes off your avatar!
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MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
a long long message

 
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