I WANT A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WHATEVER

I think anyone who gets you would be super lucky.

But maybe if you had wavy eyebrows.... 😲

Get a fleshlight or a body pillow with a hole in it.

The girl that eventual lands you will be a luck woman indeed.
You are cute.
You have a irreverent sense of humor.
You seems to understand the concept of fun.
You are intelligent and I would imagine fun to be with .

And she will see all that as well.

Better to be patience and wait for someone who really cares about you in every possible way for all the best reasons than to be with someone shallow minded who only cares about you for reasons that are meaningless.

When you eat off their plate just don't tell them it's because they can afford to drop a few, you'll be fine.

I'm not great with relationships either.

thats how you learn to do better the next time :/

With those negative thoughts you may do , try to be more positive and open minded

Whatever??? So you put out for anything with legs? Not sure I'd admit that publically.

so don't