Will doctors ever discover what is wrong with me?

Personally in the UK going to your GP is such a waste of time, as an elderly gentleman I needed the toilet more often and had to explain this at the doctors. He faffed around so much I felt like shouting, 'for Christ's sake just f*king put your hand up my arse to make sure I haven't got cancer!' He finally did this which hurt like Hell and then prescribed tablets which cost £10/week made my mouth eternally dry, gave me a headache and after 2 weeks I didn't need to go to the toilet in the night. I just live with it now.

F*k the doctors, tell us what's wrong and we can tell you what the problem is!*
Let us have the symptoms we can crack this in 10 minutes.


* Terms and conditions apply. Diagnosis may not be correct (just like going to the doctors), you must still pursuit the help of medical professionals etc...

Yes, they discovered you wont listen to them about your dosages .... so they decided not to tell ya more of what they know.

If they don't, there's always the coroner.

Is there something wrong with you?

you gotta see 'em first. :P

I dunno

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