What are you getting me for christmas?

its a new type of nothing

I'd take you out for dinner if we lived close by to each other & give you some of my candied nuts. I know we'd have a fun time laughing.

I'm getting you a signed copy on Zoe's new book. "Pranks, explosions and General Mayhem- Daily Life in the Second city"

I can mail you a letter🙂

an envelope full of glitter

An elephant with a howdah.

My body

Hm...Hmmmmmm! ...Turnip.

Skittles

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