What are your top 5 life goals?

Zillionaire status, eternal youth, infinite knowledge, unlimited power, n decent kids.

be properly alive, give more shit about people who love me, be mentally stable, more money obviously and drink more water

to fart, make sure the farts are funny sounding, make sure they smell real bad, to do them whenever i'm in an elevator with bratty teenagers and in cafeterias at hospitals with yakky interns.

See Tool live
See Tool in concert
Be at a Tool concert
Attend a concert by the band Tool
Shit during a Tool concert

Go to college
Get a book traditionally published
Make a short film


Mmm... I can't think of anything else right now.

Live, enjoy, get old,