Do you ever wear socks on another part of your body,rather than feet?

My exhusband did once...he thought if he lied enough something besides his nose might grow 😕

Sometimes in the winter I put my cock and balls in a wool sock if I'm out hunting.

Let's put it this way they should sell long socks in sets of three

Back in the day, as a boy, I wore them as gloves. Other parts of me would not do a self respecting sock justice.

Uhmmmm alright who told you about that???

Just hand puppets.. never trust a puppet

Meaning like a special knit for a third leg

I don't know if you could call it wearing them lol

no I'm not a baby