Would Hannibal eat you?

@SW-User but how could you resist a bite of a rude person's brain accompanied with some semi-sweet red wine? You deserve to be eaten for not accepting Hannibal's hospitality! 🙄

@Shaman another one who wants to enjoy Hanni's gourmet dishes 😍

@HannibalAteMeOut He has a gift 😋

@HannibalAteMeOut Or I can just kill him and feed some hungry dogs, I can find something else to eat while those poor dogs will be more than glad, eh? 😈

@covfefe234 noooo why do this to my husband, the love of my life 😢😢😢

@HannibalAteMeOut Oh in that case I wouldn't kill him, I respect the spouses of my friends. See, I'm a nice guy 😬

@Jackaloftheazuresand Are nazis coming over too?

Nazis may or may not be present but it is ever so cold

@HannibalAteMeOut I don't mean to be rude (don't want to be eaten) but your sense of humor sucks lol

@unknownpoetx that's subjective 😄 I really enjoy myself

@HannibalAteMeOut exactly my point lol

@LyricalOne How do you want to be cooked? I want to impress him 😆

@HannibalAteMeOut With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

@LyricalOne a specialité of his 😉

@SW-User if that's the case he can let you live but with less body parts, just so he can be sure 😆