Are you sure you're not dead?

No no mr. Exorcist, I'm alive I promise, phew I love oxygen and a flowing bloodstream

I am not, I even just thought about going to get myself a glass of wine... !!!!!!!

I keep getting bills so......

Not entirely. This planet sure is as twisted as Hell could ever be.

I'm in too much pain to be dead.

im sure. i still feel.

Its possible I am dead.

No, I was but I came back.

No, I'm not.

Not positive

Nope.