What things should NEVER be said in a scary movie?

I will check out the noise in the basement. It is nothing.

First let me put on my 5 inch stilettos. I run well in them.

The lights went out. I will go alone to the fusebox. And no flashlight? No problem.

Let me get the weird-looking strangers in the isolated town angry.

I won't check the gas AND I will take the short cut to where I am going.

Let me cut off the crazy trucker guy on an isolated highway.

Let's run really slow while the knife wielding lunatic chases us

I just shit myself.... But that goes for any movie though

"I'm the black guy"

Where’s all this blood coming from?

"We'll be safer in the basement."

Stupid character 1: Where did Susie and Billy go?
Stupid character 2: I am not sure but I heard a noise in the basement.
Stupid character 1: Where is the flashlight?
Stupid character 2: Not sure but I have a candle.
Stupid character 1: Great idea..We would not want to pierce the darkness.

im a virgin

The exit is blocked

Pass the salt