What is the most embarrassing that's happened to you when staying in a hotel?

Well when I was staying in a hotel with my fiancé, I said some really sexual things to her. And the old couple next door came to ask us to stop being so slutty because their grandchildren were with them too. That itself wasn’t embarrassing. But the fact that there were other people in the hallway when they said it was.

I heard this story that a guy ate a big meal of cod at a restaurant and through the night at the hotel, a whole lot of fish oil leaked out his ass and all through the bed. Naturally he was embarrassed and tried to wash it out with coca cola, but it being oil just made the whole thing worse. He checked out early

I got stuck between the wall and the bed and pulled a muscle in my stomach trying to get out

The gf not realising the reception lady at the hotel was chatting her up

Getting kicked out of the pool for creating a fog bank.

Broke the bed (I was on honeymoon)

I was pissed one night in ibiza and shot an harpoon through the bed lol