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SapphicHeart 路 F
You said I could have some. 馃槪 What can I make you?
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SW-User
@SapphicHeart ANOTHER ONE!!! 馃槧 And @Loretta78 must help.She knows why.馃槖
Loretta78 路 46-50, F
@SW-User 馃構馃構馃槅
SapphicHeart 路 F
@SW-User 馃馃榿
SerenitiesScars 路 31-35, M
My seduction powers were just too great for it to resist... 馃樁
SerenitiesScars 路 31-35, M
Pfffffttt! 馃檮 Generic mumbo jumbo answers! >:U You're not a REAL psychic like ME!!!
SW-User
@SerenitiesScars What did my cat just do and what's the colour of it? 馃槒
SerenitiesScars 路 31-35, M
Clearly it painted a mural.. U_U And it's kat puke color obviously!
SW-User
Yes. And I shit in your bed.
SerenitiesScars 路 31-35, M
@SW-User 馃樁 And then you ate the poop......
SW-User
@SerenitiesScars Obviously.
SW-User
@SerenitiesScars He ALWAYS does.
cheesyAF 路 31-35, M
I must have mistaken "Get your hands off my sandwich, bitch!" for "I left a sandwich for you in the fridge." again.
SW-User
@cheesyAF It's called an English teacher,go find one.
cheesyAF 路 31-35, M
@SW-User Or maybe you should take the ball gag out of your mouth before you leave for work so I can actually understand what you're saying.馃檮
SW-User
Yup 馃構. Oh it was so good mmm and could you put extra mayo on it the next time please and thank you !
cheesyAF 路 31-35, M
@SW-User She hates mayo.馃檮
tallpowerhouseblonde 路 31-35, F
Did you follow the trail of crumbs? You can't prove it I ate all the evidence.
SW-User
@tallpowerhouseblonde It's probably why you smell like all the evidence. 馃槖
michelle44 路 56-60, F
No ...Im not even hungry !
SW-User
@michelle44 Liar, liar.馃檮
michelle44 路 56-60, F
@SW-User :) (licking my lips) ..hehe
Loretta78 路 46-50, F
Yes. 馃檮
SW-User
@Loretta78 I knew that your hair was not supposed to smell like turkey!馃槧
Loretta78 路 46-50, F
@SW-User 馃槀馃槀
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Coppercoil 路 M
No but I would..
SW-User
@Coppercoil You're so cruel
JohnOinger 路 41-45, M
yes
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Classified 路 M
Yes, but I did it to save you, because there was garlic on it. 馃槵