I met Oprah Winfrey!!

I stopped at a gas station on my way to work this morning to get a soda. As I was walking to the door I saw this limousine and the back window came down and it was Oprah. She said hello and told me she was in my town for a public speaking but her limousine driver got lost. So she asked me what was the quickest way to 270?.... I told her to drop about 80 fat ass!!!!

In order to understand my joke "270" stands for Highway 270 where I'm from.