I want to know... is there a nonsexual way to eat a lollipop?

Bite it.

Send me a video and I'll let you know

yes put it in your mouth not a lot of smacking and licking and do not constantly take it out of your mouth and put it back in

No, just like there isn't one to eat a banana

hi Sadie14
only metaphorically.
Best wishes
:)

Yeah crunch it to smithereens :)

I think chewing it would do the trick

No. If there was, why try?

perhaps in the dark

In the dark

Not possible

maybe

Nope.

😳

just suck on it and mind your own business

Put on a Michael Berryman mask