"We Shall Never Deny A Guest Even With The Most Ridiculous Requests"

Delivery of both promises is theoretically possible.

Negotiation in scheduling is one avenue. Concessional scheduling, slight delays can create illusory acceptable appearances. Of full compliance proofs of requests to affording conflict avoidance litigation control vectors.

Prepare for one or both guests to recognize opportunity to find profit in adversarial posturing. Finesse a tactful resolution with a win win negotiation offer if disaster strikes.

If none of these solutions plausibility holds up, fall back on a customer tier strategy. Preserve the higher valued client.

Never surrender. Nothing is impossible, Anything can be accomplished with a creative mind and the right amount of will.

Forward.

@quinnVneck I've heard this before.

STill say you're a goody, just the same.

1977 soul city johnny rivers gold hadn't come to my mind in ages.

Slow dancing swaying is a lot nicer than a burning womb. Lol

You and me are in 2 different and easily recognizably distinct time galaxies anyway. A little kidding around doesn't have to hurt. I know you're a respectable one. Although..

Just a little word can spark such rich memories when you reach my age. So again I thank you for reading my word surpluses. Hope you have a nice weekend.

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Make them fight a duel

I support the Laws and Traditions of hospitality
BUT... i reserve the right to sadly deny the impossible.
and offer some other,, solution

You kill one and make it look like an accident.

luckily i don't have that motto