How would you dispose of a body?

Well looks like I have food for a good while

In very small pieces, here and there.

Nice try, FBI.

I'd need a fifty gallon drum of fluoroantimonic acid. That would be difficult so I guess I won't bother killing anyone.

I wouldn't look in the septic tank...

effectively.

Incinerator.

There's an abandoned well on my horse farm. Very deep and could hold a dozen bodies. I have a track hoe to cover them up with lime.

Ewww...I don't have time for dat

Chop and feed to wild pigs

chop chop, freezer, sinkhole