I'm at your door arent you going to invite me in?

No, that's how Vampires get you

No, you might be hungry and I haven't got anything prepared. My kitchen's a mess and the rest of the place is chaotic. So, wanna couple of bucks for a coffee at the 7-11?

come in, may I bring you a glass of water or anything you wish?

Not the way I'm dressed at the moment... Give me 5 minutes, please !!

Ummm, just look into the mirror first

but I am on my man period so

did you bring cookies?