Ask me something?

@BridgeOvertroubledWaters Once in a blue moon 😆😆

@Remendo I'll load up on franks n beans and try my best!

@SuzanneM lol how did the other person react?

@Mycherrypie Well, it's happened more than once. The first time, he just looked at me quizically and continued. When i was switching positions to be on my back, as i threw myself down on the mattress, a fart just hissed out softly. I don't think he heard, but i said "sorry" anyway, and that's when he looked at me funny.

@SuzanneM haha. That's funny, you should message me and tell some more of those times?

@SuzanneM they sound pretty good. From what you've said about how you look I bet you rock tight tight jeans.

@Bignose Aww, you're so sweet! 😘

@SuzanneM I do my best miss

@lilsnifferman I guess farts that don't smell too much. I guess I don't like the smell of farts. I can tolerate them, though. I like the sounds they make! And the taboo quality.

@SuzanneM OK I see 😊

@ticklerguy Hahaha!

@SuzanneM So a yes all around then?

If it makes ya happy, sure. Why not?

@SuzanneM wen u had first sex?

@DwayneLungu First time I had sex? I was 20 or maybe 21. I had waited as long as I could.

Ok. Inbox chat?

@mattisawesome400 Sorry. Don't have kik.

@rickoo164 If someone I was with really wanted me to, then sure. If I had one ready.

@Wetone I don't think I have.

@SuzanneM so you're not sure?

To the best my memory can do, I have not.

@Houdini Sure. But I might forget I did.

@SuzanneM really don't think you would

Well, maybe I wouldn't then.

@rickoo164 Not usually, but once in a while for fun.

@khaledkhaled Known a few, but I'm not one.

@Poet626 If I was near you, sure.

@Barebum61 Hmm, imaginary. Or mostly in my head.

@SW-User Morin

@Bigguy39 Haha, i suppose you can lick the back of my hand.

No pool of my own. Fear of being arrested for breaking into a public pool.