My ideal woman:

Emotionally strong, not easily offended, can handle her business on her own, feminine, classy, great sense of humor, adventurous, spontaneous, can leave the house at any given moment within 10 minutes, humble, caring, nurturing, can sing, curvy, big butt, sensual, brunette, can cook, likes the same music I do, takes me as I am, not shy, comfortable in her own skin, freak between the sheets