What would you do if you caught your partner cheating?

She can have him. I would be done.

Walk away and close the door on that relationship

Walk away as soon as I could and not look back

2 + the evil glitter

I honestly wouldn't be surprised. But I'd just try to get as much money out of them as I could before leaving.

I would want to do number 3, but number 1 is legal and number 3 is generally frowned upon.

I'd fucking cry then kill the fucker she's got her eyes on

1 ....at one time i would have fought to the end, but any more, id just tell him to pay one of those bills on the table when he got done.

where's the 'masturbate furiously' option?

I'm too old to care. As long as the rent gets paid....

1. That's a deal
Breaker.

2 then 1

Just 1 ☹️

Walk in on them....look them in the eye...ask to join. If the answer is no...then pack my bags and walk!

I'll correct myself! when I showered my true love on her, she could not have cheated.

i'd jump on the bed with my frog puppets making giraffe poos!

Number 1. Dump their lying ass and find someone better

I am sure they can have room for one more.

talk with her, find out why, maybe it can be fixed

throw his stuff on the pavement
change the locks

1 and have done twice

Try to get past it

Turn around and be gone.

All of the above.

Kill myself

All the above?

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