Am I attractive? Rate me.

@YourFavoriteCommie: Thanks for pointing tha- *stops typing comment because I'm in dangerous territory*

@YourFavoriteCommie: For some reason this cracked me up XD

@SoulAsylum: Ya'll make me fall to pieces lmao

@ThePhilanthropeOtaku: Oh my god 😂😂😂😂

@Th1nkF1rst: That sounded freakishly sexual.

@MalteseFalconPunch: *ba dum tiss* 🥁

"Tanning is the process of treating skins to produce leather"

@SimplyTracie: I know, silly. I was being sarcastic.

@BlueMetalChick: 🤣

@cuda68: Ooh! That word play.

@BlueMetalChick: 😎

@KnightMoves: Lmao that's my special splurge outfit.

you have an old sole

@Groofydorkgerdo: Ohhhhhh that pun! That was top notch 👍

@Turkey: I try my best lol

@NobleDebaucher: Looks like you know your stuff.

@in10RjFox: 😁

@YourFavoriteCommie: That is honestly one of the best comments I've ever gotten.

@YourFavoriteCommie: BEST FUCKING COMMENT EVER

@crossproduct: Ikr, that Soviet Union reference is on point.

@Bigben8: Yeah, had to get a new kidney. That's why my sister came along. She gave me one of her kidneys. I got lead poisoning from an accidental gunshot wound because nobody took the bullet out and it caused kidney failure. So several days of misadventure and one surgery later, I'm finally returning home.

@Bigben8: Yep, we both are on the PK's. At least the playing field is fair.