How often do you expect a chair to become a table?

Eight times per month.

When you reach that zen oneness with furniture.
I'm working on making my recliner into a couch or a stocked bar.

I see a man sitting at a table, on a chair, and the chair is biting his leg.

as often as someone sits on them

I have one of those. It's a chairble.

Every time I tell her to

As needed.