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Give me ur best pick up line?😁

nedkelly · 61-69, M
@LadyJ As I thought - lol😁
LadyJ · F
@nedkelly well do ya?.. Come here often 😉🤣
Deesa123 · F
@LadyJ Another one I'm stealing. 😁
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Just "accidentally" drop your groceries in the supermarket.
They'll come running.
That's how I got mine.
True story!
@Harriet03 🙄
Northwest · M
@Harriet03 the cleaning crew?
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@quitwhendone @Northwest
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DrWatson · 70-79, M
Once, I was stopped by two women who were on a "scavenger hunt" as part of a bachelorette party. One of their tasks was to collect three pickup lines, so they asked me for one. I told them, "I've always been kind of a nerd. I don't have any pickup lines."

They stared at each other, and one said, "What a great pickup line!"

Who knew?
JustEd · 41-45, M
Smell my finger...that could be you.
@JustEd I’d run and never look back
JustEd · 41-45, M
@Somewhereovertherainbow Hahaha. What!? That’s not a good pickup line?
Not mine, but one that was used on me years ago when I was in my 20's...

So I'm in a grocery store at the butcher counter looking over the packaged steaks, and I run into this chick that used to be married to a close friend of mine.

Small talk ensues, she lets me know her kid is at her mom's for the week .... blah, blah, blah......and then she picks up a steak out of the counter and says...

[b]"This steak looks tasty, but I'd rather spend the afternoon checking out your meat."[/b]

We just left our carts right there ............
*smiles behind mask* Hi! I'm here to pick up my order!

Works EVERY time.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there
You and me baybe ain’t nothing but mammals...
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Do you want to come to my place and help me move some furniture..wink wink.
If it doesnt work out at least you can rearrange your living room.
SW-User
[quote]Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.[/quote]
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Do not have any - that my wife would approve
SW-User
My smile is my best pick up line. Why use words at all?
Cuda6868 · 51-55, M
I can wiggle my tongue for three hours non stop 😂
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SW-User
Just my best pick up
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assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
I don't have one.
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
It's a Hemi.
“How you doin”
Rpfun78 · 61-69, M
I complement their smiles especially if they’re wearing a low-cut top. Being that I’m 6 foot two and the average woman is about 5 foot six are usually have a good view of both ha ha
I don't have any I'd actually use, but this is one that fits my nerdy side:

Would you like to come to MySpace and Twitter my YouTube until I Google all over your Facebook?
PeterJ · 51-55, M
Chevy Silverado....lol

 
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