Which one of my pick up lines are the best?

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O s**t waddup?

Hey, wanna eat a cheeseburger and get married?

SUP GUUUUUURRRLL?? I'm gonna wipe my cheeseburger all over you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you were a cheeseburger, I'd eat you with some french fries and maybe get a chocolate milkshake

Hey, you must be Dat Gurl cuz I got a UNICYCLE FOR YA!!

( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) dat burger.....

You and I are like cheese and burger

Good afternoon sista, Imma show you the light of Cheesus Sliced

We should come together like burger buns, except...we'll have tomatoes and lettuce in the middle ._.

(Bro, your pick up lines are trash. Save your pride....)

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Mondayschild · F

Can we get married and eat hot dogs😘
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SW-User

This is happening so fast, I didn't even know it, think about the cheesedog kids and the future and *faints* ×_×

Mondayschild · F

@DatBoi: 😂 just take your time answering🤗

SW-User

*wakes up*
=_=

Uh, I pick YUS!!! *-*
Cuz ur my soulmate 😙

Mondayschild · F

Yay I will buy my ring and car and house with your money🤗😚

SW-User

<__<;

Ya know, on second thought, a big house, car, and ridiculously expensive diamomd ring are very persuasive...

Uh...it's not you, it's definitely me....

Wait a minute, it's TOTALLY YOU 0_0
I'm off to catch a cheeseburger bus in about 5 minutes, so uh, have a great life and good luck with that stuff you wanna get >__>

Mondayschild · F

I just knew you would never give up the cheeseburgers😭😭😭

SW-User

It's...it's because if I buy all of dat stuff, nobody will get me a cheeseburger 😢
Who's gonna halp a cheeseburger-loving fellow?

Mondayschild · F

@DatBoi: I am so sorry😞
this is really a tough spot to pit you in😥
can I ride the cheeseburger bus with you😁

SW-User

Yes!! :D

Whaddya say we get married and everything but we leave out half the hot dogs for half cheeseburgers? *-*

Mondayschild · F

@DatBoi: 😦 well ok then lol

SW-User

It's part of marriage XD

We sacrifice for each other...and I'm willing to give half of mah cheeseburgers just for you ^_^

Mondayschild · F

OK here is your wedding present
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SW-User

@SBelle: here is yours XD

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