Which one of my pick up lines are the best?

O s**t waddup?

Hey, wanna eat a cheeseburger and get married?

SUP GUUUUUURRRLL?? I'm gonna wipe my cheeseburger all over you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you were a cheeseburger, I'd eat you with some french fries and maybe get a chocolate milkshake

Hey, you must be Dat Gurl cuz I got a UNICYCLE FOR YA!!

( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) dat burger.....

You and I are like cheese and burger

Good afternoon sista, Imma show you the light of Cheesus Sliced

We should come together like burger buns, except...we'll have tomatoes and lettuce in the middle ._.

(Bro, your pick up lines are trash. Save your pride....)