I’ve decided that I’m creating imaginary friends and an imaginary husband

At least they'll be dependable :)

I'm cheering you on from the sidelines, lol!

Most people do that here

Might work, you don’t have to clean up or do their laundry after the imaginary husband. I go on imaginary vacations and that’s pretty nice. Doesn’t cost anything either.

Have you been an only child?

You're in the right place.

The best kind of friends and husband 🤭👍