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Girls of SW: What is the creepiest/ most crass line ever tried on you?

poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
“ Here is a little fantasy for you.

I wish you were here with me. I could slowly undress you and start kissing your breasts and sucking and nibbling on your beautiful nipples until they are all puckered and sticking out as rigid as two little penises.


Running my tongue down your sleek body until I get to the top of your pretty little pussy, I spread your legs apart far enough for me to force my tongue into the lips of your vagina.
You grab onto the top of my head to steady yourself on your feet.


Slowly I run my tongue up and down through your now soaking wet pussy. I finally start to do slow figure eights across your clit. One hand has found your tight little sphincter of an asshole and is slowly working, first one and then two fingers inside your butt. The other hand is pushed into your pussy as far as I can get it and is massaging the insides of your vagina until I feel you tense up and let out a low guttural, almost animal like, moan. Knowing I've found the right spot I massage it slowly in rhythm with my tongue on your clit and my other hand up your butt.
yh


I can feel your orgasm coming so I back off and let it subside only to start up again slowly. 


I keep doing this until you are forcing my head into your pussy with both hands and begging for me to finish. When I finally pick up my pace you cum in a world rocking spasm of an orgasm which goes on and on. Now you're trying to pull my head away because your nerve endings are completely alive and you feel like you're going to collapse. You finish cumming and squirt your juices all over my face.
You collapse on top of me with your thighs clamped to the sides of my head and quivering like jelly.

I gently lower you onto your stomach and pull you to your knees. Slowly I force the head of my rock hard cock into your tight little ass. It won't fit at first but with your own juices lubricating it the mushroom top finally pops inside you. I start a slow pumping action until you have loosened up and then pound my cock into your ass with my balls slapping against your ass cheeks and even hitting your now swollen clit.


We both cum at the same time as I fill your rectum with stream after stream of hot cum.
When I've finished unloading my seed into you I pull my still hard cock out of your ass and move us into the 69 position so we can clean each other up with our mouths. 



Now we can cuddle naked in bed for hours.

Love
George”



had to pull out this one from my requests
@Straylight Damn, Stray. You didn’t have to put me on blast like that. I just wanted to track it, ok?
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
@DarkHeaven 😹😹
@poisonouscupcake Let a girl track it, you know? Hobbies, ammiright?
BlueVeins · 22-25
[quote]Hey. I lost a bet with a co-worker so I have to humiliate myself and ask three men on here if you own my wife’s vagina from now on. If you say no, then I am off the hook and will have asked the three guys.
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poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
@BlueVeins do it👀 i wanna slice his throat
BlueVeins · 22-25
@poisonouscupcake wow why all the hostility, just an innocent man trying to pimp out his wife for a bet
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
@BlueVeins 🙄 okay circle jerk boy
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
"How would you like to become a single mother?"
@poisonouscupcake I wish I wasn’t but that warrior bitch in me is no joke. She will eat a bitch for lunch.
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
@DarkHeaven we love every part of you🖤
@poisonouscupcake That part of me is scary, baby. That’s the part that got me in trouble last time.
Nanori · F
I had this one on ep
"I'm gonna tie your hands, strip you, take you to parties and sell you to random men"


It was 5 pages of detailed information on the things he wanted to do to me, I just picked a few lines 👀
Nanori · F
@HeteroDox one would think he was schooled in a stable
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@Nanori gave him points for balls, he silenced 4 people in any direction...
Nanori · F
@HeteroDox 😂
AbbySvenz · F
“I’m going to do this to you” followed by a picture that was removed by the staff 😨
Raven5168 · 41-45, M
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
@AbbySvenz The guys of SW: keepin' it classy!
Straylight · 31-35, F
A guy in a bar once asked if I knew the difference between jelly and jam. He said it's that he cant jelly his dick in my ass.
I spit in his beer.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@DarkHeaven I'd have to have resisted the urge to put a round in his knee.
@Straylight I think it was jealousy. I’m not bad looking and I think it had irritated him that I was with her. That’s my guess. I was playing music with my band at the bar and he seemed pretty into the preformance until it was over and I went to leave with my girlfriend. It was tough because I was a pretty, fair skinned, and charismatic blonde (sort of my gig as a performer) and she was a real light skinned black girl that was absolutely stunning. We took a lot of shit, many times, but that was probably some of the worst of it. Looking back, it was stupid to spit in his face but I was definitely even more of a firecracker back then. This here is actually the calmer and wiser Nothingness if you can believe that fucking shit. lol
@Straylight Aww. Memories. lol
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
"You have a body made for fucking"
I said think about it tonight when you are stroking one out all alone.

True story.
@FreeSpirit1 You’re a cool chick. ☮️
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
@DarkHeaven Gracias Chica
wintersecret · 41-45, M
@FreeSpirit1 🤣 "Be handy, dont depends on Others"
curiosi · 61-69, F
I had a stalker although I didn't realize at first it was a stalker. We chatted and it asked me something personal. I said I didn't want to talk about it. and it hounded me til I blocked. It then created a new account and asked "Are you afraid I will think less of you?" It was very creepy as this thing was very creepy!
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@curiosi had the same thing on EP years back.... ego cases
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
It just said: Pee pee poo poo.
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
@CrustyDDingus i just checked my alt account messages cos i know i tried messing with you on there but i couldn’t remember if this is what i sent or not😂😂
Here are just a few of the fun ones




I’m soooo wet LoL.
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
@Fauxmyope2 Listen, if I knew you and @wilderflower knew each other I’d really have varied the messages. 😎😂
Fauxmyope2 · 26-30, F
Bill1372 · 51-55, M
@wilderflower lol... that stuff is certainly bizarre
[c=#800055]Nothing such as.. everything is fair at Online. 🥴[/c]
@HeteroDox [c=#800055]" I Know You're lesbian but You have to allow me to F**k you once. "[/c]
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@valobasa4ever I got that one once.... I told him "but - my gf has a bigger dick... why would i trade down?"
@HeteroDox [c=#800055]Impressed.[/c] 👌😌
“I’m looking for someone to humiliate me and pee on me. Are you her?”

That’s the day I turned off my female flag on my profile.
SW-User
*Grabs some popcorn* Man this shit is fucked up enough to become a new crime show on netflix.

Nah but really, i feel bad or everyone here 😂
"I want to bend you over the back of the sofa and stick my pecker inside of you."

[Yuk.]
SW-User
Someone wanted me to be thier momma and spank them
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@SW-User ah mommy fetishses.. nothing says 'beta male' like...
SW-User
I don't give a chance for anything to happen I ignore pm's and after reading the responses here I'm glad I do.
Some guy told me that he wanted to impregnate me and rub my belly with our babies inside it 😐️...
@CoffeeFirst Pfft, they obviously don't 🤷🏻‍♀️.
CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F
I've blocked it out.
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@CoffeeFirst i usually give it back to them
CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F
@HeteroDox These days, I shame them for being rude 😊
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@CoffeeFirst RIGHT???? Like fish in a barrel!!!
I got ask how big my turds were
@Tinkles 🤮
@Tinkles WTF??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@latinbutterfly no idea, well actually I do but I don't wanna know
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I am reading some seriously disturbing stuff here. 🤦‍♂️
SweetMae · 70-79, F
If I can't have you nobody will. I know where you live!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ronisme1 I have a gun. That and my fiancee is a cop. 🤷‍♀️
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@Straylight a double header, he would have deserved it
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
@SweetMae creepy
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
The ones that feel creepiest to me are "I've always wanted to be with a tranny" type stuff. I'm a person, not your novelty.
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
This is some crazy weird stuff
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ronisme1 All part of being female.
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@Straylight glad I'm not female, guys hit me me on here. I try to be polite and tell them no, but they are never this crass
SW-User
Some weirdo wanted me to throw pies at him back on ep ...🙈
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@SW-User throw pies?
1petitegreeneyes · 56-60, F
Oh there are too many to list. They flash before my eyes. :)
Kazuya69 · 31-35, M
wow.. and here i just use " Hey..How are YOUU doing " ( in a joey from friends accent )
Kazuya69 · 31-35, M
@HeteroDox Dang, and here i thought it was like a fine wine. The more dumbasses send dick pics, the better it got. soo....

How are YOUU doing?? 😏
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@Kazuya69 Surrounded by dumb asses, dickpics and dated lines from bad sitcoms... hows by you?
Kazuya69 · 31-35, M
@HeteroDox Surrounded by idiots, nice weather, and people who dont like dated lines from terrible sitcoms. Not that there is anything wrong with that. (im sure you didn't find that amusing like I did.)

In all seriousness though, I do hope you got that I was messing around, you asked for creepy and crass lines lol. I never understood the point of "pick up lines", if your going to talk to someone your attracted to just speak to them like you would any other person. Might find out your not nearly as attracted to them once you get to know them, then again you may still be.
NeloAngelo · 26-30, M
*Gets pen and parer*
MethDozer · M
I don't remember exactly but it was someone posing as a couple who wanted to know if and how my mother helped through puberty.
MethDozer · M
@HeteroDox I can't think of way to answer that, that isn't weird AF.
HeteroDox · 36-40, F
@MethDozer "well mmma would make sure i was up before sunout yo milk the geese to show me the importsnce of motherhood"
MethDozer · M
@HeteroDox 👏👏👏

 
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