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Tryingtofindabalance · 36-40, M
It’s common knowledge that you get three wishes. I would wish for the following:
1.) Garbage reality TV featuring any celebrity would now be cancelled and replaced with WCW montages
2.) Any one who explains something or someone by simply using the word “extra” as their complete explanation receives a mandatory 2 years of hard labor, compounding if used multiple times
3.) Canadians to stop apologizing for everything
It’s a win, win, win... I now get control of TV because my wife won’t have anything to watch. I will want to punch less people, as well as not have to witness Canadian stand offs whenever I cross the boarder.
1.) Garbage reality TV featuring any celebrity would now be cancelled and replaced with WCW montages
2.) Any one who explains something or someone by simply using the word “extra” as their complete explanation receives a mandatory 2 years of hard labor, compounding if used multiple times
3.) Canadians to stop apologizing for everything
It’s a win, win, win... I now get control of TV because my wife won’t have anything to watch. I will want to punch less people, as well as not have to witness Canadian stand offs whenever I cross the boarder.
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
plungesponge · 41-45, M
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
@plungesponge Fair, this cave is pretty dank and dusty. Here is your hand sanitizer. *nods head*
SW-User
I wish for you to go back into the lamp
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JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
SW-User
@JacksonBlue wait... you don't need a woman and I don't need a man, does this mean we are soulmates? 😳
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
butterflymind1 · F
What part of your body do you call your lamp?
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
@butterflymind1 😂 my feet because they look old and gross. Plus why would anyone want to touch them. Same as a mucky lamp.
butterflymind1 · F
@JacksonBlue I'd give you a foot rub for free
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
@butterflymind1 Honestly, Ive never had a foot rub before. Youre granting my wishes!
Are there any rules?
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
@DisgruntledWookie You have to make the wish to find out. But its unlikely you'll break a rule.
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I love Lamb