What's the most embarrassing first impression you've left on someone?

I was trying out for pitcher for a really good softball team when I was 16 . The coach walked up to the plate and crowded it and had the catcher give me the signal . I drilled him right in the chest ! Hard ! Knocked him down . He got up and I wanted to cry , but with my daddy standing there I looked at him and said don’t crowd the F’ing plate !

They took me 😲

Went out with a girl one time and she was acting kind of strange. Like she had a knowing look on her face. Later that night she told me that we’ve met before and I’m like ??? Where exactly? And she told me the first time we met I was puking/blackout drunk at some party at a mutual friend’s house in high school. Luckily she had a good sense of humor about it and my second impression was better haha

I may have boinked someone, thinking they were someone else.. but at least I gave a good impression :P

Flirted with the girl at subway. Then paid with just change

I'm not easily embarrassed.