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I miss his 🍆 so much..

pentacorn · F
lol... it's funny how sometimes it's the only thing you miss about 'em.
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Eggplants are delicious. Even better when farmed from a local source
Angeliclove · 26-30, F
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit Not the eggplant you eat. Lol
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Angeliclove sounds like you should have eaten it more often
there are so many 🍆 in the market, gurl
Straylight · 31-35, F
He must be a good gardener.
Squash is a good alternative.
@Funwoman But don't worry. I still have the veggies too.
Funwoman · 46-50, F
@canusernamebemyusername cucumber is also good.
@Funwoman And zucchini for texture.
JupiterDreams · 31-35
You don't miss his personality? Even just the way he smiles or laughs? 🤔
WithClouds · 36-40, M
@JupiterDreams That's what I'm saying, but I do understand. 😃
Angeliclove · 26-30, F
@JupiterDreams Nope just the D.
SW-User
Get another one and problem is solved 👍😉
@SW-User There are so many others right?
Funwoman · 46-50, F
Next time try squash.
There are others.
Reflection2 · 41-45, M
There is always one with bigger and better. Why stuck with one than
WithClouds · 36-40, M
@Reflection2 Oh, how whorish! 😺
Reflection2 · 41-45, M
@WithClouds that was sarcasm for a whoresih attitude.
WithClouds · 36-40, M
@Reflection2 I figured :P <3
It’s an aubergine not an eggplant, I wish you lot from the colonies would learn the language properly.
MethDozer · M
@Discotheque Either way a bottom level vegetable.
WithClouds · 36-40, M
@MethDozer How so? In my opinion, it's not that bad if prepared nicely.
MethDozer · M
@WithClouds That's the thing. Its only edible if done well in a small number if ways. It can really shine, but only in a few lights.
Stevy · 46-50, M
Is it really that purple, he might have a problem! 😂
HannahSky · F
If that's all, probably better without him.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
His eggplant or penis?
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@Keepitsimple could be a good cock, oops cook
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
😂😂😂😂😂👊@nedkelly
Rutterman · 46-50, M
I'm guessing this is what you really miss 👉️ 🥒💦
How did he prepare eggplant ?
Beautywithin · 36-40, F
Plenty more where they came from..
Tracos · 51-55, M
Only his eggplant?
Solopleasure · 51-55, M
What’s ur substitute?
Find a better one
black4white · 56-60, M
i take it you like vegetables??? otherwise i am not understanding
SW-User
@Stevy wahahaa. I just felt like 'splainin! 😝
black4white · 56-60, M
@SW-User btw if his cock is the size of an eggplant... i feel sorry for the fella hahaha
WithClouds · 36-40, M
@black4white Seriously though lol
Let him know you're missing his "eggplant" 🙈
@MartinTheFirst 😂😇
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
KA9ha · 31-35, M
naturally,, you were so used to it on a tri-daily basis... however,, there are alternatives too
KimWexler · 51-55, F
Did you prefer it prepared in eggplant parm, ratatouille, or baba ganoush?
😈
in10RjFox · M
As long as he doesn't plant eggs or has he already planted ..
Adamski24 · 41-45, M
You know you can get your own Aubergines from the green grocer
😂
Well, did you tell him that?
sorry to hear that.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Fruit shop?
SW-User
MethDozer · M
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