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I’m breaking up with you.

Peacefulpanda Best Comment

like to see you try..
brainrapist · 31-35, F
Oooo I like dat @Peacefulpanda

Harriet03 · 41-45, F
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brainrapist · 31-35, F
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
I... I understand. I know I've been distant and....

No. No, I'll just go. I don't want to humiliate myself. I'll -- I'll just get my books and....

What do you mean? No, I distinctly remember getting that book before I even met you.

Yes. Yes, I did. I had that for [i]years[/i] before you even knew about it.

Well, I don't give a good goddamn what you want, now, do I?

THAT'S MY BOOK, AND I'M TAKING IT WITH ME, AND I DO. NOT. FUCKING. CARE. THAT IT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK NOW!!! YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN GODDAMN BOOK!!!

God, I'm out of here. I can't believe I wasted so much time on you. I'm so glad, I'm so glad —

You know, you're not breaking up with me. I'm breaking up with you! How do you like that, huh? Huh? I'm breaking up. With. You. And I could not be doing that too soon, because life with you has been....

Has been....

Oh, don't do that. You know I can't stand....

OK, OK, OK. It's all good. We're good. We're good. It's fine. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

There's just one thing to say before I go:

I am taking my goddamn book.
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Wishing you much happiness and love in this new chapter of your life.
Nanoose · 61-69, M
Qk but I get Bubbles the goldfish. Cheers!
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
Okay toodles
DavidScott · 51-55, M
Pfuzylogic · M
Who gets custody of the children though?
brainrapist · 31-35, F
You can have the kids. I’m keeping the cat. @Pfuzylogic
Pfuzylogic · M
@brainrapist
I respect the f*** out of that. I don’t have enough red meat lying around for that hungry soul!
I know
I know
it's not me
it's you
(wish I had a nickel)
Axelerator · 26-30, M
If you haven’t raped my brain yet, can we even break up?
Cuda6868 · 51-55, M
Will you at least wipe the lube off my brain before you go?
You cant break up with me if we were never together
SW-User
brainrapist · 31-35, F
I’m too needy and possessive. It’s for your own good. @SW-User
SW-User
@brainrapist Right... Solid excuse. Whoever it is you're dumping me for i hope he makes you happy. Bye.

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brainrapist · 31-35, F
Nothing makes me happy. @SW-User
I'll still keep one photo of you 😋
brainrapist · 31-35, F
Jakefromnj · 41-45, M
No!! Please don’t! I need you
xixgun · M
Are you still here?
brainrapist · 31-35, F
Maybe... @xixgun
eMortal · M
You can't. I'm in your head.
Rickg · 31-35, M
We weren’t even dating yet ;(
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Lets remain friends
No, you can’t.

 
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