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Has this ever happened to you?

I was crushing on this woman for a while and I would imagine us making out after a nice dinner date.
Well I finally asked her out and she accepted. The date went well and it was that time. Our eyes were locked into eachother and we're both smiling sitting nice and close... so I lean in and.....she was a terrible kisser. I mean ...as I was leaning in she drew forward and our teeth bumped... (huh?),i didnt make a big deal out of it and continued onto the kiss.... soon as our lips touched her tongue was already in my mouth doing this spiral at a fast rate. A little awkward but I tried to control the kiss and slow down this tongue tornado in my mouth by pressing my lips a bit tighter on her tongue to see if I can slow this down a bit. I was unsuccessful so I tried backing out of it slowly but she was pressing forward!(sigh) The kiss was terrible and I was not looking forward for another!
[b][i][c=#BF0000][center]EVER DATE A BAD KISSER?[/center][/c][/i][/b]
KaysHealingPath · 36-40, F
My husband was a horrible kisser.
I flat out told him.
“Let me show you how I like to kiss”

I taught him. He’s much better now.
@KaysHealingPath lol... that worked out good right...
Yep. Two choices. Tell her you really like her and would like a second date, but at some point when you are not kissing and not at a juncture where you will be kissing soon, initiate a kissing conversation and describe in sexy detail what you like. If she doesn’t dial down the tornado and the pressure for the next one, she may be uneducable.

Second choice is, come up with a non-too-crushing reason for why you won’t be calling again.
@Mamapolo2016 I could take the time to chose which option to engage but... at our age... if she hasn't learned to kiss already(is what I'm thinking),then shes already in the uneducable part of the session and that's just the way she kisses...
No... I'm not looking to try that.
We tend to tailor our kissing style to our kissing partners.

Maybe she never was kissed by anyone who allowed a few minutes between the first touch of lips and the sound of zippers descending.@EpluribusUnum
@Mamapolo2016 lol... at this age? I dont think so.
Hmm?
Well maybe ..
Idk
SW-User
Hahahaha 🤭😁😁😁😁

Yes my first kiss was awful
@SW-User was it you or him that made the kiss awful?
SW-User
@EpluribusUnum who knows what he thought of me but for me it was yuck the way he did it.
@SW-User lol... 🙃
passingby8 · 31-35, F
Lol,interesting story.
I don't know I don't have a lot of experience with kissing.But some guy I dated said I was a bad kisser,though he was the first guy I ever kissed before that it was my hand,shrugs.I figure if he was so good he should have showed me how to do it properly instead of blaming it on me.Either I was bad or he said it cause I said how I wish he lasted longer.
@passingby8 ooph!
Woah. ... OMG!!?

How is it that people don't know how to kiss?

Im totally baffled wjen this happens.

I sometimes wonder if people get too caught up in doing what they think they should, rather than be completely in the moment, And do what they feel.

I've had to do that back away thing.
Try and disengage from the thing that feels like it's trying to clean my mouth, rather than kiss my lips.!
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
a few, but they made up for it in other ways... 🤔
@wildbill83 👈️😋 THIS GUY!
LOL
suchaslife · F
A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. No kiss no love
@suchaslife that's how I felt at that moment... thank you
Ive never had a bad kiss.. I was with the guy once who was a super good kisser but i didnt even like him..
@SStarfish ohhhh I see!
Now I get it. But you kissed back right?
@EpluribusUnum maybe it was a long time ago..
@SStarfish to know he was a good kisser you have to go along with the kiss.. so yea you kissed back!
Lol
Nice!
Here is a treatise I wrote about kissing ... and stuff. Maybe you could FAX it to her...

[https://similarworlds.com/3308811-I-Love-to-Kiss/1637385-Kissing-101-A-brief-course-in-the-art-of-seduction]
@Mamapolo2016 I'm on it..
SW-User
Everyone who'd kissed me was like that. 😷
@SW-User so you're not into kissing or you have a consistency of choosing bad kissers..
Hope your luck changes!
SW-User
@EpluribusUnum Thanks. Can't tell who's any good till the moment of truth, though. 😅
@SW-User unfortunately it's so true!
thisusernameisgarbage · 26-30, M
Hah,I’ve kissed someone whose tongue was abnormally thin and the person was drooling all the time. It was not sexy at all 😅.
[b][c=#BF0080]LOL[/c][/b]
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
Yikes! Never bust out of the gate with the tongue!
@JaggedLittlePill I was totally not ready for it yet!
Lol

 
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