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Why are all the handsome and successful and good men taken?

I want one of those.
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
What am I, chopped liver?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@GoldButterfly Frankly, I don't want to know what she stuffed in her ass.
@HoraceGreenley lol, that is so funny. lol I wonder why she did that?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@GoldButterfly I guess she thinks it's attractive.
the handsome successful ones will cheat on you when you get older and leave you. marry a bald fat man he's going nowhere
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@GoldButterfly I'm the same way. I was looking for a kind man with a big heart. It didn't matter what package it was wrapped in.
@Fungirlmmm One like that would be perfect. Just good fellow human. Body shape or size would not matter.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@GoldButterfly They are out there.
1. Handsome
2. Successful
3. Good.

Pick 2 out of 3, cause 2 outta 3 ain’t bad.
@Kathburglar Good and Successful. I could handle ugly. lol
@Kathburglar how about 1/2 out of 3? anyone? anyone?... figured.
TexChik · F
Oh they are out there , horrified of having their heart broken ( again)! And tend to be protective of themselves .
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Them being taken is what makes them look handsome.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Supposed to be lol. Oopsie @GoldButterfly
@AthrillatheHunt oh ok. lol.
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
We aren't butter. You can't just spread us on toast.
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
@GoldButterfly I suppose you could try to soften me up, but please don't put me in a microwave
@JoeyFoxx lol, so no microwave for you. lol I bet you could be a softy of you wanted to be one.
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
@GoldButterfly Once you soften me up, you never know what might happen next
SW-User
I am one. All you have to do is catch me.
@SW-User Yea but you chase all the woman.
SW-User
Chasing and catching two different things @GoldButterflyyoure in the game
@SW-User lol, you are also a married man.
CathyUK · 56-60, F
who told you they were good??
@CathyUK Maybe they are not good? I don't know.
CathyUK · 56-60, F
@GoldButterfly i am just kidding, they may be
They are? 😟 then i wont bother fishing anymore
@Dewms I don't know. You may catch a nice catfish online.
Smokey · 46-50, M
Smokey · 46-50, M
suchaslife · F
@Smokey cuuuuute
Smokey · 46-50, M
I want one too. To keep.. not share😑
@DarlingSelah Yea, to keep would be nice.
gregloa · 61-69, M
Show me a good woman
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Open your front door. They are literally everywhere!@gregloa
@gregloa I am right here.
ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T
Because the people that took them already have good taste. Also, there are plenty of good people that might just be quieter and not make it obvious...try looking there.
You're gonna have to rub a lamp for that one.
firefall · 61-69, M
@Pinkstarburst preferably using some lubricant on the lamp, says the genie :p
@firefall 🤦‍♀️
firefall · 61-69, M
@Pinkstarburst no joke too bad 😁
firefall · 61-69, M
handsome, successful, AND good? He'll come riding a unicorn, I fear
redredred · M
We all met and decided to get off the available list.😉

 
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