Women. You all suck.

Lol....... two days?

Did you get boring? That usually does it.

No wonder youre lonely hahah

It was only two days. Big deal. 🤷‍♀️

Wonder why your single?

Naw screw you dude. Fucking condemning an entire half of the species. Fucking stupid dude.

There there buddy *pats you on the shoulder* everything's gonna be ok.

Awww, does the baby want his pacifier?

Such a way to win the ladies...

Not all. Some just diddle.

I know it may seem that way when you had your heart broken, especially more than once.

But it ain't true, and she probably wasn't right for you

Lead you on?
Do you mean what you intended wasn't what she intended perchance?

Guess you didn’t read the manual first

You could've just ask if you want to bang them

Find a better class of women

But she didn't screw you 😂

I don't. Not yet. 😏