What does your significant other do in bed that drives you crazy?

My husband eats poptarts in bed and leaves crumbs on the sheets. Then when I say something he says "oh, those aren't my crumbs." And he farts in his sleep and wakes me up. Lol

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Carissimi · 70-79, F

That would be a deal breaker for me. I can't stand eating in bed unless you are sick. I'd have to know this before I got involved with someone.

EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M

@Carissimi: I never eat in bed. Just FYI. :-)

SW-User

My ex husband used to slap his feet together very loudly over and over.... ughhh

Kinkgal · 31-35, F

Lol that's a strange thing to do. Was he just trying to drive you crazy?

SW-User

I suspect so, but he did do it sometimes when I was in another room.

SW-User

He takes up the whole entire bed and just leaves me with a little corner. Also he snores 😑

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

Steals the covers!

doctorlove · M

PopTarts? In bed? Huh.

doctorlove · M

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EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M

Sounds like you'd sleep better in separate beds. Just sayin'.

TotesNFC · 31-35, M

You should fart back on him then!

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