What would be a good reason for a divorce?

him not wanting to eat my ass

That you two have irreconcilable differences and that you two don’t get along.

Say what you will but I paid for the Doritos and got none!

Cheating or abuse.

Cheating

You were drunk when you got married to a stranger in Vegas?

Inability to resolve conflicts.

Every couple has disagreements. The key is to develop ground rules so that each partner feels respected and heard. Sometimes it takes a third party "referee" to help define those rules and teach us to move through the charged emotions so resentments don't linger.

Alcoholism, drug addiction, cheating

if he doesn’t give you a lap dance

Cheating. Abuse.

Cheating. Bye bye.

Marriage

lol

cheating, having a whole family on the side. Unhealthy situations like abusive partners or stuff like that

Hiding too many details about oneself, that's part of what happened with my parents.

Never a reason good enough.

Fighting over food

Too much fighting

Strange

Cheating

infidelity