Why can't i find a man who'll make me 7 deserts? 😭

How about I make u 14 babes

I've known a guy who TRIED to make deserts by drinking up all the beer....

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I could make you 7 deserts ,but it would not be good for either of us
I am now watching my sugar intake ,I always test the things I cook to see if I need to tweek something ,,,
What would make me want to make you 7 deserts ?
What deserts would they be ?

Served as meal on their own, or an after dinner thing? All to be eaten at once?

What will your contribution to the menu be?

You didn't ask the right guy. I love making desserts. Cakes with fun extra flavors (coffee gel in between layers on a chocolate cake) and pie.

There are those feeder/feeder fetishes that could work.

Just visit the Sahara

A desert is a barren area of landscape where little precipitation occurs and, consequently, living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life. The lack of vegetation exposes the unprotected surface of the ground to the processes of denudation.

A desert can not be made

Can do two desserts, make ace pancakes and choc brownies, actually 3, do cheesecakes too. and banging yorkies!

do cream pies count? 🤔 🤣😂