Why do i still get shccked by men killing their lovers? I know it happens all the time now but it still shocks me.

@MartinTheFirst Uncharacteristically sardonic of you, young sir. Cut back a little on the red meat! 🙏

@puck61 it's a funny joke

@puck61 and im not a sardine.

@MartinTheFirst Oh no! I wasn't implying that you were a "Sardine" simply that you might have ancestry from the region of 'Sardonia' which was a not so well known region to the northeast of of Sardinia. They were landlocked and therefore had no small fish to make them famous.

@MartinTheFirst are u a killer?

@lightshinesthroughdarkness lol no, it's a dark joke

@MartinTheFirst

@puck61 haha exactly

@MartinTheFirst My sister, God rest her soul, would tell jokes that would shock and disgust Howard Stern! The Irish flu claimed her on Christmas eve last year. Maybe that's why I've been so damn weird the last few days........

@puck61 👀 not sure if dark joke or i should truly be concerned

@MartinTheFirst Nah.....She really died , and I've really been weirder than usual (that's pretty weird.) the last few days. I was just tying the two things together..

@puck61 aw :( I hope you'll be okay. Treat yourself to some good food until you feel better.

@MartinTheFirst I could definitely believe that you were not joking.

@SW-User thats weird

@MartinTheFirst you are U_U

@SW-User no, THAT is weird.

@MartinTheFirst Same difference

@MartinTheFirst [quote] Treat yourself to some good food until you feel better.[/quote]

Priceless! 😆😆😆💔☠️

@puck61 sorry i suck at comforting but i really tried.. :(

@MartinTheFirst Oh, not to worry! I laughed! I have no problem with it at all. Everyone has tragedy!