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What was your most awkward breakup?

Mine was on Valentines Day my senior year, my boyfriend who lived in another town called- I was so thrilled, I read him a gushy letter I had written him laying bare my heart and my deepest emotions. Awkward silence ensued ... "Uh, yeah, I just called to break up with you? ...:

Plot Twist - I got my revenge by marrying his best friend.

Plot Twisted - His best friend was gay.

Plot Twisteder -  Well so was he.

Most Twisted Part or Maybe It Just All Makes Sense Now - 4 of the 5 boys I dated in high school are gay. The 5th is MIA. Probably hiding in the woods somewhere, being gay from dating me. 🤣
shrek · M
I broke up with her on her birthday (which I totally forgot about tbfh)
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@shrek whoops! Lol!
I don't have a lot of breakups under my belt. I guess my most awkward would be when my SO broke up with me because I got sick. It wasn't something they felt they could deal with. At first I was upset about it, but I soon realized it was for the best. I didn't need to be dealing with a stressed relationship.
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@AcidBurn oh, best to get out of that for sure!
@SushiRed I know that now. (:
Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
It was when my wife left me last year, for about half a year.
We we're separated and she moved out.
Had a drinking 'friends, spend a weekend or two with me, and she got really comfortable with walking around the place in like more than a smile.
When my wife heard about it, she came back home.
Whell my friends s would get really drunk, and she would just pop up, whenever she needed a place to crash
We never had sex, but she likes to be nude while indoors.
So.yeah, my wife is back home, we are asleep.in the bedroom, and I get thirsty, there is Angela, buck naked, on my couch.
(She knew where we kept our spare key)
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@Groofydorkgerdo lol not sure the breakup party of that story, but damn you got the awkward covered! Lmao!
Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
@SushiRed Yeah, I guess it was more of an awkward make up story.
I still wonder if she would have came back if I hadn't told her I planned moving her in
Lmao

Oh man. my only breakup was i called my ex fiancé to tell him i got married already and he told me my mom already wrote him and he already knew. Then he hung up ..

We haven't talked since
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@SStarfish ugh, awkward and uncomfortable, ...but thankfully over quickly!
ToyMan · 56-60, M
And here from all your posts and pictures I was expecting you'd be the one to turn a gay man straight. 🤔
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@ToyMan Right?? Nah, my nickname was the Spatula ... cause I turned em ... 😉😂 ... but gay. So gay. Ah well. I topped that - turned my last bf into a girlfriend. (In my defense she was transgender from birth, not my doing lol.) So ... maybe y'all should be relieved none of y'all live anywhere near me ...
ToyMan · 56-60, M
@SushiRed Spatula huh. Well maybe you need to find a gay friend and flip them. ;) But in all seriousness I enjoy your outlook on life. Keep on enjoying what makes you happy. 🤗
black4white · 56-60, M
That is a world class WOW.... i dont think too many people on this planet can beat that

That is some funny stuff right there :) ;-)
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@black4white All true ... ridiculous and true!
elVato · 46-50, M
🤔
Wait.
You date and marry gay guys?
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@elVato It was a bad habit of my youth ... caused by social and religious prejudices, making mu gay friends be in the closet and as I was fabulous even then I ended up being a beard. A lot. Lol - that's a gay man's girlfriend for cover to pretend he's straight. I mean, they didn't know, or were trying not to know they were gay, and i thought they just appreciated musical theater as much as me!
elVato · 46-50, M
@SushiRed 🤔 Nice. I just learned something!
Did you ever turn a gay guy straight?
SushiRed · 51-55, F
Lol no ... cause if I know they're gay I won't sleep with them!
Rokasu · 36-40, M
I broke up with her on our anniversary. She was piiiiiiiiissed
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@Rokasu lol I would expect! Damn!
black4white · 56-60, M
Please note the funny starts after the plot twist.... just to be clear my darling
TonyPajamas · 22-25
You have a gay fetish or something?
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@TonyPajamas See response to @elVato. Back in the 80s ans 90s it wasn't ok to be gay. Especially in Wyoming. I didn't know they were gay ... but I eventually got my gaydar fixed and now I can tell you every guy I had a date with off Match who was actually in the closet lol! But yeah, I actually prefer straight guys, you know, because sex.
SW-User
What did you do to these boys🤔
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@SW-User overwhelmed them with femininity until they realized they would never be able to keep up with a woman and were better off with their own kind? Lol!
poshnaturist · 51-55, M
They don’t know what they’re missing Sushi
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
That's gobsmackingly convoluted.. 🤓🤔
SushiRed · 51-55, F
@DIMaverick4 Yeah, I never strung it all together before - taken as a whole it is hilarious!
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SushiRed · 51-55, F
@AnthonyJ They truly did not even know what to do with me... 🤣
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