What was your most awkward breakup?

Mine was on Valentines Day my senior year, my boyfriend who lived in another town called- I was so thrilled, I read him a gushy letter I had written him laying bare my heart and my deepest emotions. Awkward silence ensued ... "Uh, yeah, I just called to break up with you? ...:

Plot Twist - I got my revenge by marrying his best friend.

Plot Twisted - His best friend was gay.

Plot Twisteder - Well so was he.

Most Twisted Part or Maybe It Just All Makes Sense Now - 4 of the 5 boys I dated in high school are gay. The 5th is MIA. Probably hiding in the woods somewhere, being gay from dating me. 🤣

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elVato · 46-50, M

🤔
Wait.
You date and marry gay guys?

SushiRed · 51-55, F

@elVato It was a bad habit of my youth ... caused by social and religious prejudices, making mu gay friends be in the closet and as I was fabulous even then I ended up being a beard. A lot. Lol - that's a gay man's girlfriend for cover to pretend he's straight. I mean, they didn't know, or were trying not to know they were gay, and i thought they just appreciated musical theater as much as me!

elVato · 46-50, M

@SushiRed 🤔 Nice. I just learned something!
Did you ever turn a gay guy straight?

SushiRed · 51-55, F

Lol no ... cause if I know they're gay I won't sleep with them!