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If you were to write an article on How NOT To Get Caught Cheating, what tips would you give? 馃憖

KayraJordynF
Keep it outside the home. Don't bring your kids to meet the new person in your life, and don't give them gifts from the new woman/man. HOWEVER. Be certain to excessively share with your partner how disappointed you are in them, always lifting yourself up, continually berating them while threatening you'll find someone who will do your laundry, cook your dinner, do you "favors" and expect nothing in return without complaint.
iMysteryM
@SW-User Then I will call you a fucking sensitive pussy you bitch ass! Fuck you!
SW-User
@iMystery Have your time with her. I think she might me like as a person,
SW-User
@iMystery May I quote you?
SW-User
1. DO NOT CHEAT.

End of article.
iMysteryM
@SW-User 馃ぃ
SW-User
@iMystery 馃槣
Tell your spouse/gf that there are issues that need to be addressed. Say what is missing and how to address, even if including others.

You will either then go play tkgether or get a divorce. Either way you get to play, and NO CHEATING.
iMysteryM
@VeronicaJane I hear you... but still the topic is not avoidance of cheating, but how not to get caught lol.
@iMystery ok, but my ex spouse did that. So not really my favorite topic ;-)
iMysteryM
@VeronicaJane Lol perfectly understood.
SW-User
Get a prepaid cell phone.

Set up a burner email account.

Do not use credit cards. Pay cash.

Delete your browser history but not all of it.
SW-User
@ArianaRose25 he got caught cuz she hired a PI
ArianaRose2526-30
@SW-User no matter how great you are at hiding it, eventually the other person will figure it out. You can only hide for so long
SW-User
@ArianaRose25 yup youre right he cheated with me for 18 months
How about ya just dont.
iMysteryM
@lulaluboo 馃ぃ I just knew I would get such a response lol
HelpinghandsM
Change your appearance and routine as little as possible. Don鈥檛 let your sex life at home fade. Tell as few friends as possible that you鈥檙e cheating. Keep your phone clean, delete constantly.
iMysteryM
@Helpinghands Now THAT's some good tips... almost sounds like experience 馃ぃ
HelpinghandsM
@iMystery yes a very long time ago. And I got caught! I wouldn鈥檛 cheat now, definitely not.
iMysteryM
@Helpinghands 馃ぃ
SW-User
1. Keep a separate phone.
2. Keep that phone on silent
3. Never bring her to your house
4. I'm out of ideas.
iMysteryM
@SW-User 馃ぃ... Kudo's for being the second lady to NOT say Dont Cheat and actually give tips lol.
LyricalOneF
Pay for Motel 6 using cash only. You cheap bastard. 馃槙
GreenGoddessF
@LyricalOne Woah, what if he's cheating with a classy broad? He should at least spring for a Motel 8.
LyricalOneF
@GreenGoddess Damn skippy. And Motel 4, I鈥檓 outta there. I don鈥檛 care how lonely I am. 馃槬
iMysteryM
@GreenGoddess Lol I like your mind
LyricalOneF
Remove all lipstick from your wiener prior to arriving home.
iMysteryM
@LyricalOne 馃槼... Nice one! 馃ぃ
indyjoe56-60, M
Only one...Don't do it...simple.
TheRascallyOne31-35, M
Never Uhhhhhhhhhhh
iMysteryM
@TheRascallyOne Never..... what? lol
Teachocolate51-55, F
Do not cheat!!
iMysteryM
@Teachocolate Lol I was expecting that
Teachocolate51-55, F
GreenGoddessF
Don't do it at your house.
iMysteryM
@GreenGoddess WORD!!! The first lady to actually give a tip!!
Tip: Don鈥檛 Cheat.
TexChikF
Don鈥檛 do it!
Interesting that you inquire ! Methinks perhaps someone is considering 'mowing the neighbours lawn' ?
Groofydorkgerdo51-55, M
Don't cheat

 
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