Should i get my girlfriend that narwhale costume?

OMG yes! You need to get one too so we can sword fight with our tusks

Do it! Just make sure you give a great explanation right away and speak quickly because you just know her first comment is gonna be "A whale suit? Are you saying I'm FAT?!?" 😂

Just tell her it's a "narminx"!

😂 tell her its a sea unicorn !!