Your worst date ever?

A celebration of my birthday with my ex (emphasis on ex) when he 1) got thoroughly drunk before we left the house (I drove), 2) tried to bully me into ramming a car that kinda cut us off, 3) became offended that a black woman and a white man were making out at the bar (he had to lean way around a pillar to watch and BE offended) and made loud provocative statenents 4) when I got up and walked out followed me asking 'what's wrong?' 5) went into the restroom at the movie and came out saying some blankety blank had made a pass at him and he threw his lit cigarette at the guy 6) snored so loudly in the movie they asked us to leave 7) insisted we continue to dinner when I just wanted to die 8) said, 'what a little whore, I bet he can't even get it up when a silver-haired man with a pretty young mini-skirted blonde walked by our table 9) mocked our waiter for being, walking, and talking gay and 10) squeezed my knee on the way to home, blessed home, and asked 'have a good time, honey?'

This guy kept talking about football and I hate sports

Blind date (my only one, ever) with a fraternity brother's sister. I did it as a favor, and he owed me big time!

I forgot that one 😂

May 15th 2014 sucked.

9/11