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Guys are sooo complex. It'd have to be something really clever.
"dude! wanna?"
Instant date!
"dude! wanna?"
Instant date!
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DreamingOfSummer · 26-30, F
@TheeOriginalEXLover 🤦 No, Mr Narcissist. My post had absolutely nothing to do with you, believe it or not.
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FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
Compliment something they are wearing and then tell them I would look great on them too🙈
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Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
Lovely but suppose I was wearing nothing 😌@FoolishLuna
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[i]I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Take about 20% off 'er there.
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@CountScrofula 😬😏😏
Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
Haha. Just follow the yellow brick road. 😉@SW-User
ZenKitzune · F
"I won't take you to court if you put your hand on my butt"
Mugin16 · 46-50, M
@ZenKitzune These days that's a necessary statment. Even better have written and signed statement to this effect at hand. lol ;-)
ZenKitzune · F
@Mugin16 definitely what every guy wants to hear lol
Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
👋. Lol @ZenKitzune
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
You dont have to cosby me to spend the night with you
@JarJarBoom damnnnn 😱
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
@Stark too soon??
ReallyTallDwarf · 36-40, M
@JarJarBoom Maybe but the would let you off with it.
AbbySvenz · F
“Feed me”
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🎵🎶You're so cute, I wanna wear you like a suit, I bet you'd look pretty good on me. 🎶🎵
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@Stark I don't think I'd have the balls to sing it to him, though. With my hubs, I just said, we should hang out sometime though.😏
@SW-User simple 🙂
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@Stark yeah.
Dusty101 · F
"Hi do you have a band aid? I just hurt my knee when I fell for you"
I know it's corny.. cute corny!!
I know it's corny.. cute corny!!
Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
Haha. Omg. .. @Dusty101
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
did this once, i think i just ask him to come out his house and chill ... was just asking him why he is always inside... just asking him his business.. u know like i always do asking people their business... lead from there, he came outside everyday and hang out by his gate till he saw me walking home
@whateverhappens smoooooth, you clearly have moves.
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Do you want to hang out with me?
@FreeSpirit1 😊
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@FreeSpirit1 excellent and simple
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screeching like a banshee
AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F
Want to come to my place? I have pizza and beer.
@AlmostAnAngel omg I love pizza
Mugin16 · 46-50, M
@AlmostAnAngel Perfect line! lol
Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
What kind of beer 🤔@AlmostAnAngel
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
"You know, i bake well" 😉
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Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
What would you bake for me 😛@Somewhereovertherainbow
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Tbh I was asked this as it’s part of a college freshman ritual here and I told them that I could do his homework and he could do me xD
(I didn’t mean it, I just said it lol)
(I didn’t mean it, I just said it lol)
@SW-User 😆 it’s so nerdy and cute.
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Lol it was so embarrassing as one senior took it seriously and handed me a Geology worksheet and I was like “but that’s not my major” 😂
@SW-User 😂😂
JupiterDreams · 31-35
I'd just stare and smile from afar.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
I would just be straightforward..I hate tacky talk.
@Keepitsimple a pick up line can be straight forward, can’t it? It’s asking someone out.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@Stark I suppose lol, I always imagine it being like “if I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?”. 🤣
@Keepitsimple omg that’s a good one though 😆
Wanna come to a pottery class with me?
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Glad to see you are back, Stark
As for me if I was in that situation I'd say. I'd like to have a date, go out with you.
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Not an easy thing to do. But meh better to try it.
And being realistic it's not something I do, so. Dating 😆
As for me if I was in that situation I'd say. I'd like to have a date, go out with you.
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Not an easy thing to do. But meh better to try it.
And being realistic it's not something I do, so. Dating 😆
@SW-User aw thanks girl! 🤗 I wouldn’t be in that situation really either mainly due to shyness, but it’s a fun question to ask. I saw it on Instagram and a lot of the replies were funny, the guys seem to enjoy it to. So I thought why not ask ?
Primnproper · 56-60, F
I just couldn't do it..
@Primnproper a lot of people are like that though there’s nothing wrong with it. My friend is that way 🤷🏽♀️ Me, I don’t approach anyone not necessarily because of values but because I’m shy.
Primnproper · 56-60, F
@Stark yes that would be a big part of it to for me also..
Mysteriousliaisons · 56-60, M
Oh you just need the worlds oldest and best motivator ...🍷😉@Primnproper
Ladyryan · 51-55, F
I’m so lazy to pick up lines
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Try your lines on me and I'll pick a winner.