I’m meeting the family soon. What should I NOT do?

Drink alcohol.

be quiet not too quiet that way u dont say some u should of say , laugh at everybody jokes not to much though quick chuckle , u work in not a great job? make that shit sound like the best thing ever, forgot to add when u walk in greet everyone with a hug , nothing to big simple hello hug & when ur leaving, yea u good to go now, they will do the most talking tho

Probably better to ask your S.O. every family is different.

Ask where they keep the butter. For your own safety.

don't chew your food loud

Have an exit plan.