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Perks of dating me:

1) I'm a newdist, so you don't have to figure out ways to get me undressed. You can't be disappointed.

2) I have an even temper and good disposition. I'm very happy, an optimist, and have a nice big smile.

3) I cook very well, have a large screen TV, a well stocked bar, and can put my feet behind my head.

Sorry for the posting delay. I had to change one word to avoid the content warning, and then SW warned I couldn't post again so soon. PS: Everything I said is true, but I already have someone.

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Sarabee · 41-45

Can you shove whole polish sausage in your mouth

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Sarabee · 41-45

@Moosepantspatty too thick honey too thick

zork0000 · 56-60, M

@Moosepantspatty Stop bragging

zork0000 · 56-60, M

@SW-User 5) You can quote Mean Girls

Vegastyle95 · 26-30, F

Never thought about advertising #3

LondonCowboy · 51-55, M

You can come and cook for me Miss 😎😘@Vegastyle95

SW-User

@LondonCowboy I don't do French, Indian, Asian, or Mexican. Pretty much anything else goes. Kebab?

LondonCowboy · 51-55, M

Kebab would be great 😊😎😘@SW-User

EnglishLitLover · 56-60, M

feet behind your head sounds wildly and erotically awesome ...
....actually everything you write has a more than passing appeal!! xx

SomeMichGuy · M

ummm you win on all points 😊 but the feet behind your head is particularly tantalizing and awesome!

dondon · M

But do you have a soundproof basement though?

SW-User

@dondon No basement. Just a lovely apartment and private yard.

dondon · M

@SW-User pffff no basement, no deal

SW-User

Baked goods that is the perks fellas

SomeMichGuy · M

@SW-User lmao

bill266 · 41-45, M

Nudism is a great lifestyle

rfhh1959 · 61-69, M

Damn you make me want to be single

Mguinm · 51-55, F

I'm sold!

froggtongue · M

Well with qualities like those, it's no wonder you're already taken. Soon as you become available, I'm sure you'll let us know, right? 🙃

AmyDcan · 31-35, F

you sound amazing :)

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AmyDcan · 31-35, F

@LondonCowboy yes

SW-User

@AmyDcan You two would make a cute couple!!

LondonCowboy · 51-55, M

@AmyDcan You would make a nice couple 😊 You should ask her out on a Date ❤️

scurn · 61-69, M

you can put your feet behind your head, while nude?? That I would LOVE to see! And must be amazing for your 'someone'!

anythingoes477 · M

"Nudist"..and "I can put my feet behind my head" are two things I look for in a woman. Especially when she looks like you do. ;-)

Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M

You sound like the perfect girl!
Already have someone? That is one extremely lucky partner you have :-)

ron122 · 41-45, M

You sound pretty perfect. Your guy is really lucky to have you

SW-User

@ron122 Gal

ron122 · 41-45, M

@SW-User Sorry lol. She is really lucky

Bluesky52 · 61-69, M

very nice perks,,,,,,i'm married,but you have good perks,

SW-User

@Bluesky52 I'm perky- in more ways than one! 😏

Bluesky52 · 61-69, M

@SW-User awesome,i'd love to know,

nemike · 61-69, M

If your "someone" ever disappears...well, feel free to call! 😁

But, seriously, good for you! You sound amazing!

MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M

The thing that swung it for me is that you can put your feet behind your head.

jackson55 · M

A happy girl that Cooks? If you're a good cook I don't care what you wear or not.

Petermatureuk3 · 56-60, M

Can you really put your feet behind your head? Oh, to be so supple!! Lol

warnbrobeachlover1 · M

Like the big smile part than can make a persons day having a beautiful smile

jackson55 · M

Ok, you can leave your clothes at the front door and ill show you to the patio.

Mikedewars · 70-79, M

I love everything about you. When are you coming over?

carrieyouhome · 22-25, F

If you ever find a guy like this, send him my way 🙏

anythingoes477 · M

@carrieyouhome FOUND. PM me and I'll tell you what else there is to know about me. ☺

Captainawesome · 31-35, M

So the smile and feet behind head won me over. Your smile is beautiful.

in10RjFox · M

Wish newdism becomes a religion in future ..

Bluesky52 · 61-69, M

i'm sure you're getting a lot of applications,

SW-User

I'd settle just being friends with a nudist lol.

Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M

A new nudist is a newdist?

SW-User

@Tastyfrzz Just avoiding the SW morality bot. Nudist.

missit15 · 56-60, M

wow and man or woman's dream.... or fantasy girl!

Inquisator · M

But are you good in bed ? 😉

SW-User

@Inquisator Of course

Inquisator · M

@SW-User Glad we cleared that out, then you don't have to cook, turn on the tv or empty bar cabinet, but you might have to put your feet behind your head :-D

Pleasingyou81 · 46-50, M

You’ve just been labeled the perfect woman..

Khenpal1 · M

feet behind your head is a must for dating :)

Jimgeneration60 · 61-69, M

SHE TAKEN FOLKS OH WELL

SW-User

@Jimgeneration60 Taken, not stirred.

Jimgeneration60 · 61-69, M

@SW-User your funny you beautyful clown. They got jobs for you on hbo cable mighty funny lady

ninjavu · 51-55, M

1) Awesome!

2) Useful.

3) Final point is awesome!

10.0 from all judges, except the Russian judge who only gives you 9.9.

But I'm deducting another point for the lack of a link to the application form! But sadly I don't think that will be forthcoming given you've apparently said farewell. 😟

SW-User

All great reasons to date you!

CaptTibbles · M

Guaranteed to already be taken lol

melbeacher · 56-60, M

You sound like a keeper to me !!

melbeacher · 56-60, M

Omg you sound incredible !!

rayoflight · 46-50, M

You had me at " I'm a newdist"!

Lackwittyname · 51-55, M

Those are some outstanding perks!!

LondonCowboy · 51-55, M

You had me at Newdist 😂😘

Nobody28 · M

Sweet credentials 😍

Exhibiter100000 · 61-69, M

Nice. I’m glad you do.

Itsmrsockmonkey · M

I love your list!

Lilred2289 · 31-35, F

This made me laugh :)

AngelKrish · 26-30, M

Nice to read that!

CaptTibbles · M

Sign me up lol

SW-User

Awesome. 👍

zork0000 · 56-60, M

And you look like you could be Anna Silk's sister.

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zork0000 · 56-60, M

By the way, she also is Canadian. I stumbled into a Lost Girl location in Mississauga a few years ago.

SW-User

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zork0000 · 56-60, M

Wow, you can hold your own against either of them! You don't happen to have a daddy thing, do you? Otherwise, I'm might be too old for you to put up with my flirting.
*fingers crossed* 😉

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