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My wife and I were horse playing around when we woke up...

While we were still naked, I made breakfast she washed the dishes. We have a listing spray bottle soap that comes out like windex would... remember this for later... so I cook the eggs and sausage, butter the toast and fill our glasses with apple juice... I finish the bottle and I take it and bat it off her ass a couple times and tell her breakfast is ready... the last time she knocks it out of my hand so I bend over to pick it up and she squirts the apple lovers dish soap straight into my ass crack... I stood there mortified, while she is laughing so hard she could barely stand up... no question, just wanted to share a funny story
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LyricalOne · F
*waits for funny story*
Tryingtofindabalance · 36-40, M
@LyricalOne then I found 50 bucks outside
LyricalOne · F
@Tryingtofindabalance How’d you get the dish soap off it?
coolboy86 · 36-40, M
@LyricalOne yeah i know right
Tryingtofindabalance · 36-40, M
@LyricalOne dragged my ass across the snow bank like a dog
LyricalOne · F
@Tryingtofindabalance Your testicles must have become icicles.
Tryingtofindabalance · 36-40, M
@LyricalOne nah, they descended from my throat about three hours later
LyricalOne · F
@Tryingtofindabalance Okay, we’re getting there making this into a funny story.
Tryingtofindabalance · 36-40, M
@LyricalOne well, I thought it was funny, tbh don’t really care if anyone else did
LyricalOne · F
@Tryingtofindabalance That’s good dear, no hurt feelings that way.