What's the best worst pickup line that actually works?

"Does this rag spell like chloroform to you?" < Also another way to end up in prison. Don't do it kids. Unless you're Billy.

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SW-User

I am tired of games you want to go out with me or not?
That might work on me.

NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F

@SW-User Actually, that has worked on me before.

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NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F

@SW-User Same.

SeadragonPrincess · 26-30, F

Hey, lovely scales you got there. My eggs shall be waiting for you after I eat his liver with the maggots and a nice helping of crickets

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NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F

@Chocolate LOL and you just proved my point even more.

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LyricalOne · F

If I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? 😁

BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Do you have a band aid? Because i hurt my knee falling for you ❤

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