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Guys, if this doesn't get you into her panties you're hopeless.

Dudes, if you're failing at scoring with woman let me give you some great advice that always works when necessary. Invite her over sometime and play the song.....Give Me The Night by George Benson, it should put her in the mood it works for me! If that doesn't work then continue pouring alcohol over your dominate hand to get your " date" drunk * coughs*

Bozo's love tips are free of charge, thank me later
SophieC · 31-35, F
In short, play a George Benson song. If that fails get her drunk and rape her. Really?
NotYourPepper · 41-45, F
@SophieC I don't think that's what he meant
melmouthfulls · 51-55, F
@SophieC did you miss the hand part and date in quotations??
SophieC · 31-35, F
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
I find it hopeless that one needs all that to accomplish that goal.
melmouthfulls · 51-55, F
I think "find 100 ways" is better though
SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M
Ah, dark humor.. Where would we be without you?
PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F
What about Barry White if George Benson fails?
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
You'd have to strangle me
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
good thing my cat isnt reading this.
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
Wow this is great

 
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