Is your relationship goal this?

This... I'd never settle for less...

No. Paneling like that would make me want to go on a murderous rampage.

My grandparents used to sit like that. At least they're still sitting in the same room.

But i wanna cuddle on the couch

This is every marraige after 7 years. Anyone that says different.. Is Lying.

I was thinking more palm fronds and getting fed grapes less tv

That's why I broke up with my recent ex lol after I ended up with a closet heroin problem that I took up to make up for what was missing.

It doesn't look like a relationship. It looks like prison. But that just a moment of it not the entire story.

No. Couches are made for 2.

Looks like death.

Hahaha no