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I Need Advice On Relationships

I just wanted to give a few tips to men about how to chat with women online. From the messages I get I sometimes cringe at what I read. So I figure it may help a few people. Obviously, not all women will not agree with me here but I figure many will.

Here we go:
1. Stop with the superlatives. I'm not the prettiest/sexiest/hottest/cutest/(insert word)est woman you've ever seen. Any man that says these things I know wants only one thing, to get into your pants, which on the internet means see pics of you/nudes. Which leads to the next point.

2. Don't ask for pics too soon and don't send pics expecting someone to reciprocate. Asking too soon just shows what you are really after and its usually not to be friends.

3. Be the one to keep the conversation engaging and don't ask vague questions. Some of the most annoying questions I get are so vague. This might just be me, but I will purposefully not put time into answering the question because it was just a poorly asked question.

For now that's all I've got.
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Allelse · 36-40, M
Nah they're doing it all wrong, just send dick pictures.
Coralmist · 41-45, F
@Allelse 😑
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Coralmist Well there you go, I didn't know you were Chinese.
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse only if they ask for them
Allelse · 36-40, M
@bigboyshaun Nah the first thing you do when you get on SW is send a dick pic to EVERY person on here.
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse only if you want to be blocked
Allelse · 36-40, M
@bigboyshaun Hey I'm just trying to help you here.
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse i dont need any help. theres a word,not sure if youve heard of it,buts called respect.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@bigboyshaun You need all the help you can get and you know it.
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse and why is that?
Allelse · 36-40, M
@bigboyshaun Well you're here.
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse yeah,and?
Coralmist · 41-45, F
@Allelse Nah..I'm not Chinese, I'm Grimace. That's what my face does to 'just send dick pictures' 🙃
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Coralmist Grimace? The purple Mcdonalds guy?
Coralmist · 41-45, F
@Allelse Yep..and that's his emoji alter ego. 😁
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse im here,because i was commenting on your pathetic send a dick pic comment. so,you think all the ladies on here want a dick pic or would be impressed if you sent them one? WTF'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Coralmist Grimace is cool, I always thought of him as representing the chicken nugget.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@bigboyshaun What's this got to do with Grimace?
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse you said i was on here,and i replied why i was on here.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@bigboyshaun Nah they love it.
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse really? not sure what kind of drugs your on. but as long as they make you happy...
Allelse · 36-40, M
@bigboyshaun I told you before don't just send everyone a photo, it'll creep them out.
Coralmist · 41-45, F
@Allelse Lol...yeah I never knew what IS he?
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Coralmist I'm not exactly sure, as a kid I figured Ronald Mcdonald represented the chips, because he's long and yellow, but I figured Grimace was a type of chicken nugget.
bigboyshaun · 36-40, M
@Allelse i dont need to send photos. mine are on my profile
Coralmist · 41-45, F
@Allelse lol...I just looked it up.. Apparently there's Fry kids, so not sure what Ronald represents..maybe the chain itself? But yeah I can see Grimace as the Mcnugget😄